"Bino's First Love" Ingredients: Rocks Needles Fish Oil Shit Eggs Tomato Beer Beef Pork Spare Ribs Coffee Sugar Earring MSG Onions Ginger Water Smelly Socks Cooking Instructions: 1) Chop the rocks. Chop the beef and pork into small pieces. 2) Slice the shit into thin slices. 3) Boil the water in a pot. Add the socks and eggs. 4) Add pork, beef, and shit into the pot. Cook for 10 minutes. 5) Add everything else. Stir and let stew for 1 hour. You'll know it's done when it stinks horribly. 6) Time to eat! Serve with a straw. Garnish with a flower and enjoy!